1- palat kar dekh le zalim tamanna humbhi rakhte hain
agar tum makeup karti ho to shaving hum bhi karta
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2-dil diya dildaar ko dilli chali gayi
milne gaye jo dilli to italy chali gayi
socha chipak ke jaan de doou bijalli se
jaise hi taar pakada to bijalli chali gaye
3-khudi ko kar buland itna ki har exam se phale
khude examiner tujse poovhe beta tuja aata kya hai
4-mohabat cheej hai aisi kabhi AC kabhi DC
koi hat hat ke marta hai,koi sat sat ka marta hai
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5-kisi ka haat tham ka chodna nhi
vada kisi sa kar ka todna nhi
koi agar tod da dil tumara to
bina haat par toda usa chodna nhi.
6 lela ki saadi ma ak lafada ho gya
majanu itna nacha ke langda ho gya
7 na tu chaat pa aate na ma divana hota
na tu patheer marte na ma kaana hota
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8 jinko hm chunta h,vo hi hana dhunta h
chya bivi ho ya natea,dono kha sunte hai
9 yaro mare marna ka baad aasu ma bhana,
jyaada yaad aaye to uper he chala aana .
10 mara pyaar ke bavafi ka enam da gaye,
mare dil ke yaado ka pagam da gaye,
mana kha mare dil ma dard hai tera bina
to vo jate jate" jandubaam" da gaye
11 jinka ghar sisa ka hote h vo to.....
khe par bhi baathe kar dadi bana late hai.
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12 ma or mare tanhi
akasar ya baate karte hai
tum hoti to asa hota ...
tum hoti to vasa hota ..
or agar tum na hoti to..
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apna pass bhi passsa hota
13 kagaz kagaz harf sajjaaya
mere dil ne jab
sard raton mein satati
pyar mein ghamazada na
zindgi tujhse har ek
dil se kabhi mujhko
aahista chal ai zindagi
jo tu hao pyaar
kab wo zahir hoga
wafa ka rang jo
14 iss duniya mein lakhon log rahate hain
koi hasta hai koi rota hai
par sabse sukhe wahi hota hai
jo shaam ko do peg maar ke sota hai
15 dosti buri ho toh usse hons mat do
agar ho gayi ho toh use hone mat do
aur agar dost ho sabse pyara toh
use chain ki neend sone ma do
16 rang aur noor se bhari shaam ho aapki
chaand sitaron se jyada shaan ho aapki
iss zindgi mein bas ik hi aarzoo hai humari
ki bander se unchi chhalaang ho aapki
17 kis kis ka naam lein apni barbadi mein
bahut log aaye the duayein dene shaddi mein
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18 shaadi karne wali kyon fatey mein pair fansaya
bazar mein doodh kya kam tha
jo bhains khareed ke laya
19 note bandi ka ek yeh bhi asar najar aaya
woh bewafa fir se mere dar pe najar aaye
20 kuchh aise haadse bhi hote ha zindgi mein dost
hajaar ka note rakhne vale sau rupaye mangate hain
THANKS FOR READ MY BLOG--- FUNNY SHYARI
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